The author of Punching Tom Hanks offers a $1000 bounty to anyone who beats up Chris Brown.
Comedian and writer Kevin Seccia, of the blog How To Beat Up Anything and author of the book Punching Tom Hanks, has posted that he will pay anyone a thousand bucks to beat up R&B star and Rihanna assaulter Chris Brown.
Seccia outlines Brown’s failing in a blog post, concluding that he will pay “1000 bucks to the first person who pummels him. Go get it.”
‘Beating up’ constitutes getting at least two good punches on the Grammy-winner.
He also spells out the legalities of the deal in the post – any charges that result from vigilante action will be the responsibility of the person with a fresh wad of hundreds in their swollen hand.
We’re not advocating an eye for an eye, or for people to risk a phalanx of Chris Brown bodyguards, but a grand is a grand…