David Letterman has announced that leaving TV was the biggest mistake of his life, well once he found out Donald Trump was running for President.
Letterman made a surprise appearance on Friday night (July 10, 2015) with Steve Martin and Martin Short at the Majestic Theater in San Antonio, Texas.
“I retired and I had no regrets. None, I was happy. I made actual friends. I was complacent; I was content and then a couple of days ago Donald Trump said he was running for President. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentleman”, Trump said at the show.
He then proceeded to produce a Top 10 list, (“every suit I own comes with a Top 10 list,” he said) and do the Top 10 Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.
And the top 10 is:
10. That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.
9. During sex Donald Trump calls out his own name.
8. Donald Trump looks the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
7. He wants to build a wall. How about building a wall around that thing on his head.
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bullshit (no wait that’s me).
5. Donald Trump weighs 240lbs, 250 with cologne.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that the thing on his head is free range.
3. If President instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving he plans to evict the family on Thanksgiving.
tied with …That’s not a hairdo it’s a wind advisory.
2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he is starring in a movie called ‘No Amigos’.
1. Thanks to Donald Trump the Republican mascot is also an ass.
David Letterman with Steve Martin and Martin Short in San Antonio, July 10 2015
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