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Angus Young AC/DC Etihad Stadium, Rock Or Bust World Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Angus Young AC/DC Etihad Stadium, Rock Or Bust World Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Angus Young Reveals the New AC/DC Line-up

by Noise11.com on January 31, 2019

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Following Brian Johnson blurting out he is back in AC/DC this week, Angus Young has decided to reveal the full all-new AC/DC line-up.

Interviewer: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a album!
Angus: Well it should be
Interviewer: Hey, Angus…
Angus: What?
Interviewer: I understand they made you the boss of this here whole great band
Angus: Why not?
Interviewer: So, you the boss?
Angus: I’m the boss!
Interviewer: Well, you know, I’d like to know some of the guys’ names in the band so when I meet ’em on the street or in the venue I’ll be able to say, “Hello” to those people
Angus: Why sure I’ll introduce you to the boys. They give ’em funny names though
Interviewer: Oh I know they give those band members awful funny names
Angus: Well, let’s see, in the band we have uh Who’s on first bass, What’s on second bass, I Don’t Know is on third…
Interviewer: Are you the boss?
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: You know the guys’ names?
Angus: I sure do
Interviewer: Then tell me the guys’ names
Angus: I say, Who’s on first bass, What’s on second bass, I Don’t Know’s on third and then you…
Interviewer: You the boss?
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: You know the guys’ names?
Angus: I’m telling you their names!
Interviewer: Well who’s on first bass?
Angus: Yeah
Interviewer: Go ahead and tell me
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy on first bass
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy playin’ first bass
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy on first bass
Angus: Who is on first bass!
Interviewer: What are you askin’ me for? I’m askin’ you!
Angus: I’m not asking you, I’m telling you
Interviewer: You ain’t tellin’ me nothin’. I’m askin’ you, who’s on first bass?
Angus: That’s it!
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me!
Angus: Who!
Interviewer: The guy on first bass
Angus: That’s his name
Interviewer: That’s whose name?
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me
Angus: That’s the man’s name!
Interviewer: That’s whose name?
Angus: Yeah!
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me!
Angus: Who is on first bass
Interviewer: What are you askin’ me for? I’m askin’ you, who’s on first?
Angus: That’s it
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy on first bass
Angus: That’s it
Interviewer: What’s the guy’s name on first bass?
Angus: No, What’s on second bass
Interviewer: I’m not askin’ you who’s on second bass!
Angus: Who’s on first bass
Interviewer: That’s what I’m askin’ you! Who’s on first bass?
Angus: Now wait a minute. Don’t…don’t change the players
Interviewer: I’m not changin’ nobody! I asked you a simple question. What’s the guys’ name on first bass?
Angus: What’s the guy’s name on second bass
Interviewer: I’m not askin’ you who’s on second bass!
Angus: Who’s on first bass
Interviewer: I don’t know
Angus: He’s on third. Now we’re not talking about him
Interviewer: Look, you got a first bassman?
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: Then tell me the fella’s name playin’ first bass
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy playin’ first bass
Angus: That’s his name
Interviewer: Wait…What’s the guy’s name on first bass?
Angus: What is the guy’s name on second bass!
Interviewer: Who’s playin’ second bass?
Angus: Who’s playin’ first bass
Interviewer: I don’t know
Angus: He’s on third bass
Interviewer: Look, when you pay off the first bassman every month, who do you pay the money to?
Angus: Every dollar of it
Interviewer: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first bass, don’t you?
Angus: Yeah
Interviewer: Does he give you a receipt?
Angus: Sure
Interviewer: How does he sign the receipt?
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy that you give the money to
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy you give the money to
Angus: That’s how he signs it
Interviewer: That’s how who signs it?
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me!?
Angus: That’s it
Interviewer: That’s who?
Angus: Yeah
Interviewer: When you give the guy the money, doesn’t he have to sign the receipt?
Angus: He does!
Interviewer: Well how does he sign his name?
Angus: Who
Interviewer: The guy you give the money to
Angus: That’s how he signs it!
Interviewer: You! You…You just don’t give money to someone without having ’em sign the receipt!
Angus: No! Who signs it
Interviewer: What are you askin’ me for?
Angus: Now calm down. I’m not asking you, I am telling you. The…
Interviewer: Well go ahead and tell me. What’s the guy’s name that signs the receipt on first bass?
Angus: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt
Interviewer: Who signs his own receipt?
Angus: No, Who signs his
Interviewer: I’m askin’ you, when the guy on first bass gives you a piece of paper…
Angus: Yes, now wait…
Interviewer: …he puts his name on it
Angus: No, Who puts his name on it…
Interviewer: How…
Angus: …and what puts his name on it…
Interviewer: How does the fella’s name on first bass look to you when he signs his name?
Angus: Who
Interviewer: To you
Angus: That’s how it does
Interviewer: How does it look to you?
Angus: Who!
Interviewer: To you
Angus: Who!
Interviewer: To you
Angus: Who! Look…
Interviewer: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Angus: Now that’s how it looks. Who
Interviewer: How…Who?
Angus: Who
Interviewer: I’m askin’ you. What’s the guy’s name on first bass you give the money to?
Angus: Who! After all, the man’s entitled to it…
Interviewer: Who is?
Angus: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it
Interviewer: Whose wife?
Angus: Yeah, sure
Interviewer: All I’m tryin’ to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first bass…
Angus: What is on second bass
Interviewer: I’m not askin’ you who’s on second
Angus: Who’s on first
Interviewer: I don’t know
Angus: He’s…
Interviewer: Third bass, I know
Angus: Yeah
Interviewer: You got a drummer?
Angus: Sure
Interviewer: The drummer’s name?
Angus: Why
Interviewer: I just thought I’d ask you
Angus: Well I just thought I’d tell you
Interviewer: The drummer’s name?
Angus: Why!?
Interviewer: Hmm…Because!
Angus: Oh, he’s rhythm guitarist
Interviewer: Oh…
Angus: Told you all these players got…
Interviewer: All I’m tryin’ to figure out is what’s the guy’s name on drums
Angus: Now, What’s on second
Interviewer: I’m not askin’ you who’s on second
Angus: Who’s on first
Interviewer: I don’t know…
Both: Third bass
Interviewer: You got a singer in this band?
Angus: Wouldn’t be a fine team without a singer
Interviewer: What’s his name?
Angus: Tomorrow
Interviewer: You don’t want to tell me today?
Angus: I’m telling you
Interviewer: Then go ahead
Angus: Tomorrow!
Interviewer: What time?
Angus: What time what?
Interviewer: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who’s signing?
Angus: Now listen. Who is not…
Interviewer: I’ll break your arm, you say who’s on first! I want to know what’s the singer’s name?
Angus: What’s on second
Interviewer: I don’t know
Both: Third bass!
Interviewer: You got a producer?
Angus: Sure
Interviewer: The producer’s name?
Angus: Today
Interviewer: Today. You don’t wanna tell me, today…tomorrow…do you?
Angus: I’m telling you
Interviewer: So the producer’s name?
Angus: Today
Interviewer: Today. And Tomorrow’s singing
Angus: Now you’ve got it!
Interviewer: Now I’ve got it…
Angus: Hey!
Interviewer: All we got is a couple of days in the band!
Angus: Well I can’t help that
Interviewer: All right. You know now, I’m a good interviewer. Now, I get behind the plate and…and Tomorrow’s singing in the band and a heavy hitter gets up
Angus: Yes?
Interviewer: Now when he gets up, me being a good interviewer, I’m gonna throw the guy out at first bass. So the guy bunts the bass. I pick up the microphone; I’m gonna throw the guy out at first bass. So I pick up the microphone and give it to who?
Angus: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right
Interviewer: I don’t even know what I’m talkin’ about!
Angus: Well that’s…That’s all you have…
Interviewer: That’s all I have to do is to give the microphone to first bass. Now who’s got it?
Angus: Naturally. Now you’ve got it
Interviewer: I give the microphone to first bass, somebody’s gotta get the mic! Now who’s got it?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: Who?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: Naturally?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: So I pick up the microphone and I throw it to Naturally
Angus: No, no, no, no…
Interviewer: He gets the mic. Naturally gets the mic and…
Angus: You give the mic to first bass
Interviewer: Then who gets it?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: So I pick up the mic and I give it to Naturally
Angus: No!
Interviewer: Naturally gets the mic and…and…
Angus: You give the mic to Who
Interviewer: Naturally
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: That’s what I’m saying!?Angus: You’re not saying it…
Interviewer: I said, I give the mic to Naturally
Angus: No you don’t!
Interviewer: I throw it to who?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: That’s what I’m saying!
Angus: No it isn’t
Interviewer: I give the mic to first bass, somebody’s gotta get it
Angus: So Who gets it
Interviewer: Naturally
Angus: That’s it
Interviewer: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: Same as you!
Angus: Now listen…
Interviewer: I give the mic to Naturally
Angus: You give the mic to Who!
Interviewer: Then who gets it?
Angus: Naturally
Interviewer: He better get it! So I give the mic to first bass
Angus: All right
Interviewer: Whoever gets it drops the mic and the guy runs to second bass. Now, Who picks up the mic and gives it to What. What gives it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know gives it back to Tomorrow, triple play
Angus: Could be
Interviewer: Another guy gets up and gives the mic to Because
Angus: Yes
Interviewer: Why? I don’t know! He’s on third bass and I don’t give a darn!
Angus: What’d you say?
Interviewer: I said, I don’t give a darn!
Angus: Oh, that’s our roadie!

(with the utmost respect to Abbott and Costello)

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