Madonna Gives Melbourne A Dose Of Precision Pop Perfection - Noise11.com
Madonna, Rod Laver Arena Rebel Heart Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Madonna, Rod Laver Arena Rebel Heart Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Madonna Gives Melbourne A Dose Of Precision Pop Perfection

by Paul Cashmere on March 13, 2016

in Live,News

When you are the person setting the benchmark then everyone has to rise to your standards. At 57 years old, Madonna is the greatest pop star on the planet. The ‘Rebel Heart’ show in Melbourne was precision pop perfection.

I’m amazed that reviews out of New Zealand last week painted this show as confused. I think the New Zealand reviewers may have been sucking down a few too many Steinlagers before seeing the show.

I admit I had reservations about this tour based on A: Seeing the new music heavy setlist (and Rebel Heart is at best an average album) and B: Reading the early reviews. You can cast your fears aside. This show is one of the greatest pop music events of all-time. Madonna is truly the Queen of Pop.

Madonna performs at Rod Laver Arena on Saturday 12 March 2016. This is the first show of the Australian leg of her world wide Rebel Heart Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Every song comes alive in this show, including the messy ‘Rebel Heart’ album songs. Live Madonna rules the stage. On record she has failed to challenge herself since the 2000 album ‘Music’, instead relying on the latest ‘go-to’ producer of the day to deliver her newest sounds. Live, that all goes away.

Madonna was 20 years overdue revisiting Australia. This in only her second ever tour and she knows it. “You’ve waited for over 20 years. What the fuck is wrong with me”, she told the crowd.

Using the F word frequently became all part of the performance. The show had enough “fuck yeahs”, “fuck fuck yeahs” and “fuck fuck fuck yeahs” to fill a footy show. Madonna was in party mode and that put the audience at ease. She even tried out a few jokes like “What’s a deer with no eyes?”…“No eye deer” and “How do you get a pop star pregnant?” … “You fuck her”. Well, I laughed.

Madonna performs at Rod Laver Arena on Saturday 12 March 2016. This is the first show of the Australian leg of her world wide Rebel Heart Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

The most intimate moment of the show was her call-out to Molly Meldrum who was sitting in the audience. Madonna dedicated ‘Take A Bow’ to Molly. The song live is a rarity for Madonna. She has only ever performed it 13 times in total including tonight. “I fucking love you,” Molly yelled into the microphone, continuing the spray of F bombs for the evening.

The show visually itself is theatrical excellence. The sets, the effects, the dancing, the acrobatics are as good as the best Broadway musical. Madonna is not great by accident. This is a highly rehearsed, well structured, brilliantly thought through show that only months of planning and practice can produce.

Throughout the comedy and novelty there were also thought-provoking moments. Madonna takes the lunacy of the Catholic Church to task brilliantly in with her pole dancing nuns and overly fertile reverends. Its hideous practices deserve to be questioned. The music world once used to be the pulse of provoking thought. Madonna delivers her sermon about society in a way that might make you chuckle, it may make you cringe, but it certainly makes you question what we are told is the truth.

Madonna performs at Rod Laver Arena on Saturday 12 March 2016. This is the first show of the Australian leg of her world wide Rebel Heart Tour. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

The second half of the show got a lot looser with Madonna questioning some guy in the audience called Jake about marriage possibilities. Turns out he was a singer by trade and you can’t have two of those in the family. And how the hell did reality contestant Courtney Act get on stage? Was that staged? He was the ‘unapologetic bitch’ for ‘Unapologetic Bitch’. Madonna didn’t seem to have any idea who he was so maybe, just maybe, it was for real.

The ‘Rebel Heart’ tour is far greater than ticket sales would indicate. Australians were nervous about buying a ticket considering the huge time gap since Madonna’s last tour, the ticket price and the ‘on paper’ impression this setlist gives. Let me cast your fears aside. This is one of the best pop shows you will ever see. Madonna is as great now as she has ever been. Sure you won’t get the greatest hits but Madonna has never done a greatest hits show. Madonna live is about capturing where this artist is musically today and Madonna is still at the top of her game.

The ‘Rebel Heart’ album may have been a dog’s breakfast of an album but the ‘Rebel Heart’ tour is Madonna at her relevant best.

MADONNA Photo Gallery by Ros O’Gorman

Madonna setlist, Melbourne, 12 March 2016

Joan of Arc/Samurai section
(Revolution)
Iconic (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
Bitch I’m Madonna (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
Burning Up (from Madonna, 1983)
Holy Water (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
Vogue (from I’m Breathless, 1990)
Devil Pray (from Rebel Heart, 2015)

Rockabilly Meets Tokyo section
(Messiah)
Body Shop (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
True Blue (from True Blue, 1986)
Deeper and Deeper (from Erotica, 1992)
Heartbreak City (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
Love Don’t Live Here Anymore (from Like A Virgin, 1984)
Like A Virgin (from Like A Virgin, 1984)

Latin/Gypsy section
(S.E.X.)
Living For Love (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
La Isla Bonita (from True Blue, 1986)
Take A Bow (from Bedtime Stories, 1995)
Rebel Heart (from Rebel Heart, 2015)

Party/Flapper section
(Illuminati) (from Rebel Heart, 2015)
Music (from Music, 2000)
Send In The Clowns (Stephen Sondheim cover)
Candy Shop (from Hard Candy, 2008)
Material Girl (from Like A Virgin, 1984)
La Vie En Rose (Edith Piaf cover)
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend (Julie Styne cover)
Unapologetic Bitch (from Rebel Heart, 2015)

ENCORE
Holiday (from Madonna, 1983)

The Rebel Heart Australian tour

March 12 and 13, Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne
March 16 and 17, Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Brisbane
March 19 and 20, Allphones Arena, Sydney (final show of the world tour)

MADONNA is touring Australia for Live Nation

——————————————————————————————————————————————

Never miss a story! Get your free Noise11.com daily music news email alert. Subscribe to the Noise11 Music Newsletter here

Listen to the Noise11 Music News channel now at iHeartRadio

Follow Noise11.com on Facebook and Twitter

NOISE11 UPDATES are now in Apple News

Related Posts

Mumford & Sons Announce 2026 Prizefighter Tour With Folk Bitch Trio
Mumford & Sons Announce 2026 Australia & New Zealand Prizefighter Tour With Folk Bitch Trio

Mumford & Sons will return to Australia and New Zealand in April and May 2026 for a three-date arena run in support of their forthcoming sixth album Prizefighter. The tour marks the band's first full-scale shows in the region since the global success surrounding Rushmere in 2025, and follows their sold-out one-night-only return at the Sydney Opera House earlier this year.

2 days ago
Mariachi El Bronx
Mariachi El Bronx And The Bronx Return To Australia With Dual-Headline Super Show In 2026

Mariachi El Bronx and The Bronx will reunite with Australian audiences in March 2026, as Live Nation confirms the Super Show! Band On Band Action! Tour. The run marks the first local dates since the two LA outfits last toured in tandem, and arrives ahead of the first Mariachi El Bronx album in twelve years, which lands on 13 February 2026.

November 24, 2025
Deftones Live On Stage With Chino Moreno Singing.
Deftones Return To Australia And New Zealand, Bringing Interpol And Ecca Vandal On Tour

Deftones will end a near decade long absence from headline arenas in Australia and New Zealand, with a run of shows in May 2026. The Sacramento band bring their immersive, genre-defying live show, with special guests Interpol and Ecca Vandal.

November 17, 2025
Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 photo by Ros O'Gorman
Mark Hoppus To Share Blink-182 Memories And Life Stories In Exclusive Australian Shows March 2026

Mark Hoppus will bring his personal and musical journey to Australia in March, presenting An Evening Of Storytelling and opening the pages of his life and memoir Fahrenheit-182 for fans in Melbourne and Sydney.

November 11, 2025
Split Enz
Split Enz To Reunite For First Tour In Nearly 20 Years With ‘Forever Enz’ In May 2026

Split Enz will reunite in 2026 for their first national tour in almost two decades, with Tim Finn, Neil Finn, Eddie Rayner and Noel Crombie returning to the stage for the Forever Enz Tour. The highly anticipated comeback will take place across Australia in May 2026, marking the band's first full-scale run since the late 2000s and following their 2009 appearance at Melbourne's Sound Relief.

November 10, 2025
Jelly Roll performs The Angels’ Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again live in Melbourne, 28 October 2029.
Jelly Roll Forced To Cancel Auckland Finale Due To Illness After Breakthrough First Australia And New Zealand Tour

Jelly Roll's long-awaited debut tour of Australia and New Zealand came to a sudden halt in Auckland, with the US genre-bending star forced to cancel the final show due to illness, moments before he was due to take the stage.

November 10, 2025
Basement Jaxx to perform live during their 2026 world tour
Basement Jaxx: Five Australian Favourites That Shaped A Generation + 2026 Tour Announced

When Basement Jaxx first erupted from the London club underground in the late 1990s, Australia was quick to catch the fever. The duo's high-energy, genre-melting sound found a second home down under, where their hits became festival staples and radio favourites.

October 31, 2025